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What the hell am I doing here... I dunno I'm bored out my skull and I'm sick of
the routine I got into this week through the day. Wake up, go to school, write my midterm, come home, watch Sportsdesk
17 times in a row, barely talk on icq. Fuck what I am I doing, I'm in a rut or something. This is shit, my dreams
are even starting to get shitty, I had a dream last night that I was pushing a snowblower.... yes that's right a snowblower.
Here's what I did to get out of my rut, I went over to my neighbor who's an old man and I stole his cane. Without the
use of his walking aid the getaway away was easy, or so I thought. I came back into my house and I thought I was homefree. WRONG!!!!!
Little did I know when I started to watch Sportsdesk for the 12th time the Senior Wheels bus pulled up and out piled the largest
gathering of old people I have ever seen. The group was assembled by my old man neighbor. They might have looked slow but
they were overwhelming like zombies. I started to board up the windows but it was too late, I was too slow, they started crawling into
my house. I had to think fast so I decided to make my stand in my living room. I grabbed a bag of Werthers Originals
and spread them all over the floor. When they bent over to pick them up, their hips simultaneously broke and I finished
them off by taking all of their Medical Alert bracelets and connecting them. I swung the giant Medical information jewelry
death bringing device around and killed em all Ghost Ship style (You know on the deck with the cord slicing everyone up).
Fuck Ghost Ship was a real piece of shit of a movie, it wasn't even close to scary. They made friends with half the
goddamn ghosts on the ship. The movie should have been called Ghost Ship : Where people come to make friends and drink
with the ghost captain. The evil guy was stealing souls??? Why??? No one knows. But most importantly no one cares.
The best thing about Ghost Ship is I can't remember anything else about it. Oh yeah what was I talking about? That's
right I'm bored. Can you tell?
I went to Mcdonald's the other day and there was one of those
bitchy older people that just look at teenagers like they're always doing something wrong. So I picked up her kid and
broke him in half over my knee. It was awesome.
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