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This is my page for excellent movies we've watched...
By excellent I mean these movies are like giant hobo ass on
screen. (Holy shit this looks like the Goosebumps homepage or something)
First up for review C.H.U.D. and let me say ZZZZZZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzzz wow did anything happen
in this movie except a whole lot of explaining? If you like long periods of talking, dull characters, and death scenes that
you can't see, then this movie is for you. Otherwise this movie is for nobody. The C.H.U.D.'s look terrible and are very inefficient
killers, and the hero's aren't much more efficient because the don't get rid of the C.H.U.D.'s. The ending is probably the
worst part about it... You should see the truck explode because the driver gets shot and the truck tire rolls into the open
manhole cover. Then random facials of the C.H.U.D's combined with some chewing noises and people screaming, fade to black,
and that about raps up this terrible movie.
Rating - 2.0 / 5
Well we did it again. It's rare to find a movie of this quality on the shelves of any
video store for $2.30 , because I just didn't think there were movies of such shit quality that were available for rent.
I mean good god this movie was terrible, It's called "The Sleeping Car" and it's about a villian named "the Mister" and oh
yes he's as scary as he sounds.... which is not at all. His method of killing involves a sofa, seriosuly, a sofa.
The main stage is a train car that was involved in a head on collision between two trains giving birth to the evil which turned
the engineer into a killer. It's definitly a riveting plot. While you wouldn't think a movie would be able find an interesting
way to kill 6 or so people all with using a couch you'd be right. Every kill was done with the use of wires from the
evil furniture. Fuck the more I write about it the more I get pissed off about this shit thrown on screen. Oh
yeah, in the end they triumph over the evil by giving it a hug in true "Ernest Scared Stupid" fashion. There was a guy
in the movie named Vicent Tuddle who was a professional ghost hunter too, yeah it's also a piece of shit character they threw
in there. Mac fell asleep during the movie, he was the lucky one, the rest of us are scarred for life.
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